I started this “blog” mainly to tell the world that my name is in The Onion. See here.
For this, I had to promise Joe Garden my first-born. It was a tough decision, but I think I did the right thing.
This raises my internet-fame level significantly. Soon I will be nearly as internet-famous as my Very Special Lady-Friend, whose image* appears when you search for cleavage in Wikipedia. That’s right, I am acquainted with definitive cleavage. Now I know Wikipedia is editable by any Joe Schmo, but I swear I had nothing to do with this aside from posting the original picture of her on Flickr. Edit: Wikipedia user “Tregoweth” removed this picture from the article on April 19th. I’m gutted.
Anyway, I’m an actor in NYC. A picture of my oversized novelty head:
I do improv with Mingle at The PIT. I can also fix your computer and build you a website.
* Uh, not Aria Giovanni. Below her.
It wouldn’t be a blog without a picture of the blogger.
I was going to search for the letter that complains about “BELOW ME” but I suppose they’re all just as fun
Comment by beth03 — 2006-03-03 @ 12:25
I feel that picture is too pretty. I like you better when your hair is all rumpled. Come on you know it’s cooler.
Comment by Nedra Zeall — 2006-03-03 @ 14:54