I went to a work schmoozy thing last night, and what did my nametag say? That’s right:
Jonathan Hartford
My whole life it’s never bothered me that much, and now it drives me crazy. I shall never allow it again*.
* Though when the girl at the nametag counter handed me mine she was so overworked yet friendly I couldn’t bring myself to be petty. But from now on, pettiness shall be my middle name!