It wasn’t public access, they made a point of saying. It was proper UHF, complete with interstitial commercials. My interview was live, at 12:30 AM. Here it is:
I got what I needed to get done:
- Tell a story about my colon and a snowboarding videogame ☑
- Get told by the host, “yeah, you’re weird.†☑
- Curse my similarly-named nemesis ☑
- Pimp Mingle and my website. ☑
- Compare a student film I did (if only in name) to upcoming smash hit Snakes on a Plane ☑
- Do my Kermit the Frog voice ☑
- Get invited back ☑ (to bring a tape of me singing Hit Me Baby One More Time)
You may note that (until I unintentionally corrected them) they captioned me with my nemesis’ name.