There Is No “t” In My Surname.

I play a Gonorrhea-promoting doctor in this Atom Films/Comedy Central short that just got put on the web:

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We want it to get as many “hits” (to use the parlance of the interwebs) so that they’ll hire Untucked (yes, it is another Untucked Films project) to make more! So please take a look, and if you find it to be suitably funny, SHOW YOUR FRIENDS AND TELL THEM TO PASS IT ON OR YOU WILL NOT BE THEIR FRIEND ANY MORE.

The weather reports all said it would rain heavily, but Friday night was actually very pleasant (despite the low turnout).

So, I won Best Actor and The Wildflower placed 3rd.

In addition, Barbara Singer of Mrs. Jones (directed by Jonathan Emmerling, who directed last year’s The Switch) won Best Actress!

Tropfest just put the finalists up on YouTube. Here’s The Wildflower:



Those of you who’ve seen “The Switch” might notice that I am getting typecast as an undateable weirdo. LOVE IT.

And here’s Mrs. Jones:

(More Tropfest finalists here.)

I starred in a short film (The Wildflower) that will be screened next Friday in Battery Park City as one of eight finalists in this year’s Tropfest NY. They’re also going to play a selection of finalists from last year, including The Switch which *cough* also starred yours truly and came in 3rd place. So I’m going to be on the big screen twice that night. Which is exciting.

Nicole Kidman, I’ve got my eye on your money.

Lenovo TV Spot: Got a callback, but my on-hold days were just released yesterday. Drat!
Apple Internet-only Spot: On hold for tomorrow and Thursday.

Also I acted in another Untucked Films short, The Funeral. This one’ll be in HD. What I’ve seen so far looks beautiful.

Looks like I’ll be playing a deadpan office drone (officemate: “That is totally you.”) in a commercial for Dunkin Donuts’ coffee!

Hey! We refilmed one scene in The Switch and you can now see it at Untucked Films’s site:
http://untuckedfilms.com/switch.html

The Message is another one I quite enjoyed being in. Dare I say… starring in? Please take a look:
http://untuckedfilms.com/message.html

And two that I’m not in but you should watch anyway because they made me LLOL:
The Talent: http://untuckedfilms.com/talent.html
Drunken Celebrity Phone Calls: http://untuckedfilms.com/dcc.html

On Saturday I was in a commercial for some cable channel called “Elections On Demand”. Which, as far as I can tell, will be a channel dedicated to the presidential election. The gist of the spot is a series of man-on-the-street clips, where each person says something completely shallow about who they’re planning to vote for. Some lines I came up with:

• “I could never vote for anybody who isn’t a cat person, so that only really leaves me one choice.”
• “I once had coffee with his dental hygienist, and she seemed really nice.”
• “I really admire his stance on the Mac vs. PC issue.”
• “I just hope my skin looks that good when I’m that age.”
• “I had this dream that we raised a child together.”

Some recent auditions: Novell, Maytag, Popeye’s Chicken, NY1, Reebok, Reddi Wip

Yes, I finally have a reel. I think it’s pretty great. Watch it here.

Looks like I’ll be flying to Virginia tomorrow to be in a Virginia Lottery spot. I’ll be playing the slovenly son who’s moved back in with his parents. Yay!

…and am seeking representation.