SPOILER ALERT: I will be wearing a towel around my waist.

You should come!

Wednesday, May 2nd @ 7PM at KGB Bar

If you’re on the fence, here’s a short clip from “Backhand Grief” for you to enjoy! (If you’re not on the fence, though… don’t spoil it.)

Sick Little Productions presents:

Awkward Levity, an evening three short, dark comedies by Richard Hinojosa. Performances begin Thursday January 12, 2012 for a limited engagement through Saturday January 21, 2012. Press tickets are available at anytime during the run. Performances take place at Under St. Mark’s Theater (94 St. Mark’s Place, between 1st Ave. and Ave. A.) The performance schedule is Thursday – Saturday at 8 PM. Ticket price is $15.

?Downtown producers of the twisted puppet saga The Outer Puppets pulls their hands out of their puppets behinds and puts them up their own in this evening of world premiere one acts that peer into the dark hearts of their subjects.

Five Foot Shelf gives us a man experiencing an existential crisis when his best friend forces him to reevaluate his favorite bookshelf. Directed by Jason Griffith.

In A Sharp Point an inappropriate joke triggers a reprisal that sinks two couples deep into a quagmire of insensitivity. Directed by Sheila Garson.

Finally, Back Hand Grief is set in dressing room where the lead is hanging and the cast struggling to fill his role before he’s even cold. Directed by Richard Hinojosa.

Awkward Levity features Jonathan Harford, Lindsay MacNaughton, Rebecca Nerz and Jesse Presler*.

*Appearing courtesy of Actors’ Equity Association

The Funeral – Untucked Films from Untucked Films on Vimeo.

Around the same time I filmed a Carmax ad in Baltimore. I’ll see about putting these up soon.

This pleases me. Probably more than it should.

http://www.jawbonecontest.com/watch/DoctorsOrders1

The more views, the more likely we are to win.

Although… I’ve been contemplating these contests lately. They get thousands of people to make commercials for them, and the makers of the commercials get tens (if not hundreds) of thousands of people to watch the commercials! They don’t care about getting a high-quality commercial, it’s all about getting the brand out!

In other news, two auditions today: A nerdy guy in a West Virginia lottery commercial, and an obsessive neuroscientist in a short film called Braaains!

What you should do now (or before 9/16):

1. Go to http://www.thedoorpost.com/register/ and sign up so you can watch and vote on films.
2. Go to http://www.thedoorpost.com/hope/Portraits/ and watch Portraits.

What you should do after you’ve watched Portraits:

Did you watch it? Only read further after you’ve watched it.

Not bad, amirite? (If you disagree, feel free to disregard the rest of this post.)

1. Now you can vote on Portraits. (You might notice that you can only vote on a film after you have watched it while logged in.) There’s a little button on the lower-left of the video player. Use that to get to the voting page.
2. Now, uh… watch and vote upon the rest of the films. I realize this is kind of a tall order. But, see, the more films you watch, the more your votes count. And these are finalists—they’re going to be high quality. I’m making a night of it and watching ‘em all (http://www.thedoorpost.com/2009/FinalFilms/) this evening. I hope you do too.